Bong-wielding man threatens dispatcher

Ok, the headline is funny enough. How does one do this, exactly? "I'm gonna make you take a drag from this thing?"

Then you read the article and see that the guy threw a glass bong at the dispatcher who was behind bulletproof glass. What a surprise: "The bong shattered, but the window did not."

"The motive for Friday's attack was unclear." Well, I could suggest some possibilities . . .